π§ Introduction: So... The Clock Says We're Toast?
I woke up, checked the news, and there it was again — the Doomsday Clock.
Apparently, we’re 90 seconds to midnight — the closest we’ve ever been to humanity’s self-destruct button.
And I’m sitting here thinking,
“Okay... now what? Do I still pay my internet bill, or just start planting sweet potatoes?”
I mean, it’s not like we can reboot the planet with Ctrl+Alt+Del.
But since we’re all still here, sipping coffee, scrolling, and occasionally surviving super typhoons, let’s talk about this apocalyptic alarm clock — and what it actually means.